Comments on: 1-800-PARANOIA http://spacesuitcase.com/2009/12/16/1-800-paranoia/ Mon, 19 Jul 2010 16:20:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Sphincter http://spacesuitcase.com/2009/12/16/1-800-paranoia/comment-page-1/#comment-8359 Sphincter Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:08:00 +0000 http://spacesuitcase.com/?p=1642#comment-8359 My family of insurance providers has me STOKED with insurance for this reason. I recall as a young driver my uncle telling me "Well, you have to remember that you could kill somebody at any time out there." Not helpful. My family of insurance providers has me STOKED with insurance for this reason. I recall as a young driver my uncle telling me “Well, you have to remember that you could kill somebody at any time out there.” Not helpful.

]]> By: Brooke http://spacesuitcase.com/2009/12/16/1-800-paranoia/comment-page-1/#comment-8354 Brooke Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:23:30 +0000 http://spacesuitcase.com/?p=1642#comment-8354 Speaking of lawyer commercials, did I tell you I was falling asleep the other night when I heard "A non-attorney paid spokesperson... Mesothelioma..." I thought I was dreaming. It was real. AHHH!! Speaking of lawyer commercials, did I tell you I was falling asleep the other night when I heard “A non-attorney paid spokesperson… Mesothelioma…” I thought I was dreaming. It was real. AHHH!!

]]> By: Quirky is a Compliment http://spacesuitcase.com/2009/12/16/1-800-paranoia/comment-page-1/#comment-8353 Quirky is a Compliment Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:41:56 +0000 http://spacesuitcase.com/?p=1642#comment-8353 OH MY GOODNESS I FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY!!! (And here I thought it was just me). I always figure that the people calling those guys are trying to scam the system by litigating for no reason. That neck brace they're wearing? TOTALLY FAKE! Of course, the one time I did rear-end someone (if you didn't want me to hit you, you shouldn't have slammed on your breaks like that), insurance covered everything and it was totally fine and there were no subpoenas by any lawyers calling themselves "The Hammer". But still...I was freaked for about three weeks, waiting for the other shoe to drop. OH MY GOODNESS I FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY!!! (And here I thought it was just me). I always figure that the people calling those guys are trying to scam the system by litigating for no reason. That neck brace they’re wearing? TOTALLY FAKE!

Of course, the one time I did rear-end someone (if you didn’t want me to hit you, you shouldn’t have slammed on your breaks like that), insurance covered everything and it was totally fine and there were no subpoenas by any lawyers calling themselves “The Hammer”. But still…I was freaked for about three weeks, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

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