Cannot Be Here Repeated
I just had to take a moment today to give a brief shout-out to Mr. Martini. It’s not every person who can get me laughing like this:
…by coming up with a slew of faux-greeting card phrases appropriate to send to the hemorrhoid-sufferer in your life.
I’d list some of them here, but I really think Hallmark might steal them. They were that good.
Happy Wednesday!
